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Simply BEAUTIFUL.
FANTASTIC! I’m gonna do this on my car and save 400 €!!!!
Funny, for certain values of funny. Where is the fix, though?
@brabus
That dent used to be a lot worse.
Where his shoe print was the previous dent was.
Another kick fixed that one.
@Daniel
Wrong reply button.
Daniel: The fix is that now the door has an excuse for being dented. It turns “I was careless in the parking lot” into “I had an awesome encounter with Chuck Norris”. More of a fix for respect given to the driver, than a fix to the physical problem, but clever nonetheless.
I sense a possible generation gap in this thread. For the uninitiated, here’s some more on the Chuck Norris meme:
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
I hereby declare this as a pure WIN!! deblahdeblahdeblah….
(but the idea is older (in an old “pimp my ride”-episode a similiar joke ’bout a car, which was messed-up like this, the guys were wondering if the Ninja Turtles have come out of the wrong manhole)
btw: ^proof #795/162-8: my brain can remember the most useless sh*t on earth but no important names and dates.
I never noticed Norris’s feet were that big.
I think he just *increased* the value of his damaged automobile.
@Bryonia
Little known fact about Chuck Norris’s feet: They get bigger when he’s kicking.
That can’t be a Chuck Norris kick.. The car is still there
He was just giving a friendly demonstration.
@RiderLeangle
The picture was taken in China.
Do we have an “Awesome” tag? We need an “Awesome tag.
@Self, who can’t type
*”Awesome”
I agree with Daniel on “certain values of funny.” Tired, tired meme.
I have to admit this is a clever spin on it though.
This would be funny…. if I didn’t hate Chuck Norris so much.
He’s a religious zealot and I can’t stand him.
…….and that’s all I have to say about that.
I totally agreed.
So it must be a Jackie Chang job them…@Daniel
@JBD I suspect it was in China because he kicked it all the way there, from the USA… so as to provide a similar explanation to the kicking it to really small pieces
@Bryonia, my feet are about the size of that footprint, im a (UK) size 13 (US size 14)
Rfol
Rolling floor of laughs?
….Chuck Norris não caminha pelo mundo….é o mundo que gira embaixo de seus pés…..
Pure win in it’s natural form.
If Chuck Norris is too old for some people another funny tag would’ve been “Thank you Edward” with a hand print in the middle of the dent.
Pssh. Obvious fake. If that had been a *real* encounter with Chuck Norris there wouldn’t be a car there anymore.
@Person: Neat.
@RiderLeangle
I think Chuck was just fixing the previous bump, as @Gargomon said. Obviously, if he would’ve kicked it forcefully –as of 100 CN (Chuck Newtons)– the car would’ve been pulverized on the spot.
This is full of WIN.
@Lisa
LMFAO! I love that! That would be great to see, lol!
Chuck should come over to your house and kick your mousy little ass. I would if I were him…you sissy…
I think I would’ve opted for a scaled down “Wolverines” tag done with an airbrush, people would think I’d been attacked by a group of squirrel-sized insurgents
Daniel for the win!
Chuck Norris kicks it from TX to China, Jackie Chan kicks it from China to Belgium, Jean Claude VanDamme kicks it back to Chuck.
I was originally going to dispute that fact that anything was fixed, but I’m given to understand that would be tantamount to disagreeing with Chuck. Even I know better than to do that, so we’ll let this one slide.
Look at this picture…you know who took it?…M. Night Shyamalan; director of “The Village.”
@Lisa
No, Edward could never, never, never match up to Chuck!
The fix is the door didn’t used to close all the way…problem solved, thanks Chuck!
@Darkailleam
Darn! Beat me. I’ma do this and save about the same amount too.
Creative spraycanning worked on my first one after all, ‘cept I didn’t have anything amusing to write on it.
Think of Ben Stiller after the credits roll in the movie ‘Dodgeball’
“*&^%in’ Chuck Norris”
i love this!!!
Why did Chuck stencil his boot mark on the car after he kicked it?
Sounds like YOUR the religious zealot!
Genius. So the next car I buy from an impound auction, you know the one, it was wrapped around a phone pole, is bent front to back at a 30 degree angle, requires holding the wheel one full turn to the right to drive straight, and is duct taped together so the doors fall off…
Yeah, I’m so doing that…
And at the bottom of the page… theres chuck!
Chuck wants YOU to get in shape! 30 Day Trial, Only $1.oo!!!
No way. If he really kicked the car it wouldn’t be there anymore.
Never park your car close to a pub where Chuck likes to drink
Do you think the insurance claim agent really fell for this?