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  1. steve says:

    What’s the triangular tunnel from the roof to the house?

  2. wind says:

    im guessing that vans not going anywhere fast. or anywhere slowly, for that matter. FIRST.

  3. Topher says:

    Pretty sure that the van is also heating the house – judging by the ladder/duct running into the house.

  4. Edwinn says:

    Those damn kids and their modified exhaust pipes.

  5. Chibi Sylphe says:

    The stove is a bit Wtf, but really, I’m curious of that thing that goes from the van to the house?!

  6. KingofPain says:

    OMG. Are they using that van as a stove to heat that house?

  7. Jim Heckel says:

    SECOND!

    In an old van, down by the…fuggedaboutit, mmmkay?

  8. Demetrius says:

    Worst Mother-In-Law suite EVER! (Or, best… depending on your Mother-In-Law.)

  9. Jenna says:

    Who needs the furnace repaired when you got a perfectly good Chevy van?

  10. Allison says:

    Ewww! It looks like some creepy meth lab or something.

  11. thatguy says:

    even worse than a heated van…that’s their furnace for their house!

    I can’t imagine that they got all that stuff cheaper than a new furnace. Old van? $250. Wood burning/coal burning stove: $300. Ductwork: $150…cost of a new furnace…maybe a thousand. really…would it be that much different?

  12. staples2009 says:

    Wait, are they using that to heat their house, is that what that duct work is?

  13. Andrea says:

    Seems an awful lot of work just for a furnace… I’m ASSUMING it’s a furnace… that is some epic ductwork, though.

  14. x says:

    or just like some sick Mobile Home ;)

  15. Kill-Basa Bill says:

    Looks like a water stove that has a make-shift cover in the form of a van. Us hillbillies need to stick together.

  16. KnightStryke says:

    When this van’s a rockin’… better run for cover because its going to explode!

  17. dono1 says:

    “Wanted: Delivery van driver. Non-smoker preferred. Must have valid drivers license and asbestos pants.”

  18. Daniel says:

    Mobile BBQ vendor, of course (please say that’s what this is).

  19. Paddy says:

    Maybe it’s a still. Or a peanut roasting oven, in which case the thing going to the house is a conveyor belt to carry the fresh roasted peanuts right to the TV room!

  20. Mr Evilwrench says:

    There’s some heat being generated in that van. The long duct protects the house in case the van catches fire. It’s gonna lose a lot of heat, but it’s worth it, considering the value of the professional wrestling collectibles in that house. Wouldn’t want those to burn.

  21. The Cat says:

    Maybe the van just hit a stove while backing up very fast, and the unfinished chimney fell onto it?

  22. eliterrell says:

    I suspect they are also powering the house from the van. Check out the outlet.

  23. Pat says:

    Is that a moonshine still?

  24. Gleepy says:

    Looks like a redneck firewood powered furnace for forced air heat to me.

    The ones I see are generally made of stainless steel. I have seen purpose-designed firewood furnaces made to look like metal sheds with the traditional barn roof.

  25. Badgirl says:

    “Hey man, I need to hitch a ride. My van’s got the flu.”

  26. DreamTheEndless says:

    thatguy :
    even worse than a heated van…that’s their furnace for their house!
    I can’t imagine that they got all that stuff cheaper than a new furnace. Old van? $250. Wood burning/coal burning stove: $300. Ductwork: $150…cost of a new furnace…maybe a thousand. really…would it be that much different?

    I think you’re looking at this wrong… Old van? Already in the backyard. Cost of a 55 gallon drum (aka wood burning stove)? Already in the backyard. Ductwork? Made out of stuff at hand…

  27. KnightStryke says:

    That isn’t duct work, its a docking clamp. Some guy decided to make his very own functional Eagle Five and needed something to hold it securely until he needs to make a quick getaway from Dark Helmet.

  28. TC says:

    So they converted an old van to a furnace… and built a duct out of OSB and plastic?!

  29. Z says:

    Or maybe the duct is for transporting the coal / wood to the fireplace?
    That would be much more logical (but nonetheless much less funny) than the “heated air transporter”-version, because hot air goes upwards and the house is on the lower side of the duct.

  30. Ess2s2 says:

    I don’t…Is that…I…

    …What the hell?

  31. Dan says:

    zero to 60 in ……..hmmmm roasted hot dogs (said in crappy homer voice) “damn it cold in here Cletus throw another log in the van and get me a beer!!

  32. Dan says:

    Or wait…maybe it’s an epic Bong….mmmmmm weed filled house :-P

  33. Schmock says:

    maybe it’s something like this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasification
    the price of petrol is still rising you know?

  34. Aftonini says:

    @thatguy
    but you missed the point
    Old van? $250.
    Wood burning/coal burning stove: $300.
    Ductwork: $150…
    cost of a new furnace…maybe a thousand
    Picture of original hillbilly furnace…..
    …..PRICELESS

  35. D. says:

    Ingenuity: if you can make whatever you want with only what you have on hand, who cares of your neighbors think you’re nutty as a rabid squirrel.

  36. ShermanKent says:

    @Paddy
    That’s your funniest comment in weeks. Kudos, worthy commenter.

  37. ShermanKent says:

    @KnightStryke
    Classic reference. Now I need to update my Netflix queue…

  38. ShermanKent says:

    @Badgirl
    Don’t give up your day job.

  39. Paddy says:

    @ShermanKent
    Thanks! But be nice to Badgirl, she’s got great potential, and has come out with some great gems.

  40. Jim-Bob says:

    It appears to be some sort of rudimentary pyrolization furnace using a 1970′s-2000′s Dodge Tradesman van as it’s housing. At first, I was thinking it was a wood gas generator that was being used to power the internal combustion engine of the van, but the duct work tells me that it is instead a wood boiler using pyrolization to heat the house rather than run the engine ( Yes, you CAN run an IC engine off of wood, but it sees a 27% drop in output vs gasoline. It was popular in Germany and Japan during WWII. Toyota, Ford, VW, Opel and Volvo all had factory built wood gas vehicles.FEMA even released a paper in 1980 on how to do it in the US.)

  41. RMT says:

    Hope they stripped out the carpet and the seats before they tried this…

  42. Michael says:

    I’ve been in a van like this!

    A farmer I know had modified it to be a sauna. It had a big potbelly stove and chimney like that, and wooden benches.

    It didn’t run, but he’d pull it with his tractor and stick it next to a lake, or a snow bank, or a river…wherever he wanted to use it.

  43. dono1 says:

    Michael :
    I’ve been in a van like this!
    A farmer I know had modified it to be a sauna. It had a big potbelly stove and chimney like that, and wooden benches.
    It didn’t run, but he’d pull it with his tractor and stick it next to a lake, or a snow bank, or a river…wherever he wanted to use it.

    Sounds like the 70s were far out, man.

  44. Badgirl says:

    You are very kind Paddy, thank you. Means a lot coming from one of the top commenters. It is good to have friends. :)

  45. Michael says:

    @dono1
    Actually, it was the 90s.

    We’d go out to his farm as a scout troop since we could camp, shoot and build fires there whenever we wanted.

  46. JH says:

    Heated van, definitely. When it catches fire, at least. Must be awful to stoke on those cold winter mornings though.

  47. Timber Beast says:

    Next time Elmer builds something from plans in Mother Earth News, he may even use the directions on the even numbered pages, too.

  48. jim har says:

    i bet he teaches cooking classes in there…that’s no furnace it’s a stove for eating purposes… the guy is in his 40s and his parents got tired of him so they made a compromise.

  49. ontheclock says:

    Pass the peanuts!

  50. MissDeadThings says:

    @Timber Beast – AWESOME.

  51. Jorge' says:

    It is a home heater. As you might guess it was an experimental unit that was intended to only use for a very short trial. Uses waste vegetable oil. Worked so well its used got extended. Believe it was used for two winters. Since has been replaced with something not so hoaky looking and more efficient.

  52. KISH says:

    @steve

    THAT MUST BE THE HEATING DUCT. LMAO!!

  53. James says:

    Dan :
    Or wait…maybe it’s an epic Bong….mmmmmm weed filled house

    WIN!!!

  54. Cal says:

    ummm looks to me like its a water filtration system OR maybe a moonshine oven

  55. epic fail says:

    “redneck heating”
    ro
    “heated water truck: call if your shower water is cold.”

  56. epodon says:

    Fancy hillbillys… mobile home comes complete with a dumbwaiter!!!!

  57. Man, and I thought it was far out to heat a persons home with those old heaters that were installed under the house in the floor. This beats anything I have seen before.

  58. flaillomanz says:

    This is the other half of the Everlasting Gobstopper machine.


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