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  1. Gargomon says:

    They went a bit off the rails with this idea, but still a good concept. I can see this chugging along.

  2. JBD says:

    Is that ‘train-ycle’ attached to the train or just on its own?

  3. Demetrius says:

    What’s wrong with this? It saves the railroad in fuel costs. And, our hobos are more fit than ever!

  4. K says:

    I can’t imagine what this could possibly be used for.

  5. Daniel says:

    @Demetrius

    Smellier, though.

  6. eagleapex says:

    I don’t think it’s connected to the train.

  7. Daniel says:

    Is this thing supposed to be pushing the big car in front?

  8. Daniel says:

    @Demetrius

    True but also smellier.

  9. Demetrius says:

    Here’s one for the solo rider.

  10. Demetrius says:

    Daniel :
    @Demetrius
    True but also smellier.

    Shh… Comments like that will *kill* funding for my hobo powered car!

  11. Aliz says:

    Is that thing chained up? What, are they afraid other hobos will make off with it…(and do what? Ride it in the Tour de France?)

  12. Mr. Bill says:

    This is obviously designed well. I can only imagine it is used by the railroads for track inspection. This does NOT qualify for a thumbs up in my book, it’s cool though!

  13. Andy says:

    Wow! Forget tandem, this looks way more fun! I want one.

  14. ShermanKent says:

    Why? Why!

  15. Czernobog says:

    Mr. Bill :
    This is obviously designed well. I can only imagine it is used by the railroads for track inspection. This does NOT qualify for a thumbs up in my book, it’s cool though!

    Track inspection? Really?

    You can honestly imagine the train company’s QC people pedaling along hundreds of miles of track on this thing to see if they hit any snags?

  16. dono1 says:

    Love the reflectors. I can see how a train speeding along at a hundred miles an hour at night would slow down and keep to a safe distance behind these beacons of safety.

  17. dono1 says:

    “Welcome aboard the Schwinn Express. Seattle to San Francisco in just 47 months”

  18. Mr. Bill says:

    Czernobog :

    Mr. Bill :This is obviously designed well. I can only imagine it is used by the railroads for track inspection. This does NOT qualify for a thumbs up in my book, it’s cool though!

    Track inspection? Really?
    You can honestly imagine the train company’s QC people pedaling along hundreds of miles of track on this thing to see if they hit any snags?

    You bet you a$$!

  19. MrD says:

    I think it is a railbike made by these guys.

    Make magazine had an article about them a couple of years ago.

  20. ceo says:

    Judging from the antique passenger car behind it, I bet this is a small tourist railroad, in which case the bike makes a fine track inspection vehicle. Looks like the rear wheels would tend to slip off the rails, though.

  21. Neil says:

    I think someone misunderstood train-ing wheels

  22. Josef says:

    Where are the Drivers? Or is it for Passengers? ;-)

  23. Matthew C. says:

    Actually this contraption is my creation. This piece was indeed constructed at a small tourist railroad for the purposes of track inspection and also riding an older portion of line that was unfit for a conventional locomotive. Today it is used for touring disused branch lines and abandoned trackage. Also yes the reflectors look kind of dumb but nonetheless conform to FRA standards of marking the rear end of all “trains” when out on the track. As for wheelslip this happens occassionally on thin 90 Lbs per yard rail but performs flawlessly on heavy thick 135 Lbs mainline track.@ceo

  24. dono1 says:

    Maybe it’s for testing tires. Or better yet, derailleurs.

  25. Ralf says:

    i wonder if the hobos can hit 88mph and bend the homelessness/time continuum.

  26. Czernobog says:

    It’s obvious what these are for: finding patches of quicksand.

  27. brabus says:

    When I saw this, I stumbled on my chair.
    Here in Italy trains are so slow, delayed, expensive and dirty…
    If I only had one of these “train-cycles”, I could burn steel on my way and get home in time for dinner!

    p.s.: Look at those red lights behind… Sooo cute!

  28. Chris says:

    C’mon people. It’s for training.

  29. Bet it handles like it’s on rails… Oh wait…

  30. Demetrius says:

    Chris :
    C’mon people. It’s for training.

    Nah… Training trains look just like regular trains – except they have little wheels on the sides of the caboose. :)

  31. dono1 says:

    Matthew C. :
    Also yes the reflectors look kind of dumb but nonetheless conform to FRA standards of marking the rear end of all “trains” when out on the track.

    I’ll bet when your contraption gets rammed by a locomotive you’ll have some official FRA “rear-end markings”.

  32. Fashoom says:

    Problem here is lack of rear-view mirrors for both riders. You want to know if a train is coming up behind you because you will need to start pedaling faster.

  33. RJ says:

    Excellent shunting engines I believe..

  34. notanenigneer says:

    nice kludge, but it was already invented earlier,(in the 1190s) just check the link below.
    btw this photo is neither faked nor photoshopped (I swear!!) cuz there are too much witnesses who know that it existed and WORKED. btw the kids were definitly happy with the railbike, but it was probably scrapped. ..http://www.mainschleifenbahn.de/bilder/newpic/01-01/WANDER/w3/W18.jpg

  35. Pat says:

    That’s how to ride the hobo highway in style!

  36. The Cat says:

    @Fashoom: Nah, you just brace for impact and let the train do the work!

  37. dono1 says:

    @notanenigne
    A bicycle in the 1190′s? And there’s a photograph of it? Double-win!

  38. Daniel says:

    @dono1

    Search it on youtube. There is a video of the guy taking the photo.

  39. oldlegodad says:

    Absolutely brilliant idea for long distance cycling.. Just make sure you have excellent HEARING!!

  40. Albert R. says:

    This looks so fun to ride.

  41. Fashoom says:

    This must be shopped. Since when do hobos work in teams?

  42. Korbl says:

    @Czernobog
    cheaper than a handcart?

  43. Demetrius says:

    Fashoom :
    This must be shopped. Since when do hobos work in teams?

    I will NOT have you badmouthing our Olympic synchronized hobo cycling squad!

  44. dono1 says:

    Demetrius :

    Fashoom :
    This must be shopped. Since when do hobos work in teams?

    I will NOT have you badmouthing our Olympic synchronized hobo cycling squad!

    I agree. Don’t give them a bum rap.

  45. Kill-Basa Bill says:

    @notanenigneer This device was also sold by Sears-Roebuck in the late 1900s as a vehicle for riding on abandoned rails. Fun times in the past.

  46. hosebunny says:

    Ralf :
    i wonder if the hobos can hit 88mph and bend the homelessness/time continuum.

    LOL…

  47. PenGryphon2007 says:

    More eco-friendly than steam-powered: Man-powered! Then again, is the CO2 tradeoff really worth the time and energy?

  48. Bill G says:

    This is the cheapest train ride for the Low Income

  49. m4xwellmurd3r says:

    @dono1
    You didn’t read the part that said it was for tracks unfit for conventional locomotive (meaning they aren’t used anymore)

  50. Lug Hall says:

    They actually do that all over the place (well, on closed rail lines) in France:

    http://images.google.ca/images?q=v%C3%A9lo-rail&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

  51. Niho says:

    Anyone notice that it’s chained to the track?

  52. Elkian says:

    Brings a whole new meaning to ‘bicycle built for two’.

  53. 30797 says:

    reminds me of the lartigue monorail


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