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“Soon my drill to Hell will be complete, and I can unleash demons to run a diet pill pyramid scheme!”
I wish I could balance my life like that..
How the hell do you get on that thing? Climb? o_o
@monty. No. See the palette? Obviously a forklift places you up there, then takes you down at the end of your shift.
Recipe for Fun:
1- One Acetylene torch, lit.
2- Two saw horses, opened.
3- Six shipping pallets, variously sized.
4- One rickety, thin-legged barstool.
5- One Large man, wielding lit torch.
6- Mix and enjoy!
@Evan
Why is that in quotes, that’s not something that was actually said in the episode. If you hadn’t thrown ” ” up it would have been quite funny.
6- Mix and enjoy!
The mixing will take care of itself when he moves slightly, and the rig starts flying in all directions.
Is he building one of those big gumball machines you see in stores, in which the gumball goes down a spiral to the bottom?!
@Dudekazoo
“Look, I’m a giant spider wearing a diaper. Nobody’s going to hire me!”
We can’t afford that safety equipment crap, figure out some way to do it! Why am I paying you $8 an hour?
“Next thing i knew i was welding in Mexico. So remember never take the brown acid kid”
“I’m king of the weld!!!”
Paddy yes, but he is just starting the build. When completed, it will dispense those OKAs with 7 wheel drive.
Well, at least he stacked the pallets with the biggest ones at the bottom.
“Hey, man- TIG those groovy threads!”
I’m just curious, what is wrong with the staircase and platform? Too boring? Too easy?
Good one, Badgirl! You go!
@dono1
That’s a real MIG-Gyver rig there!
@Paddy
Nice touch!
Well, that’s one way to stay on top of your job.
@dono1
Thanks! That’s an honor from you.
Wanted:
Giant diaper wearing spider. Must have meticulous knowledge of punctuation. Spelling is a plus. Compensation commensurate with experience. No trolls need apply.
Ohh what luck!
If you get me down from here, I swear I’ll never fall asleep on my coffee break again.
@Badgirl
Damn, damn! That sounds just like me…except; of, course-for the, punctuation part;. Maybe next time.
@birddog: That’s for the welder. Labour’s cheap, welders ain’t.
Evan – you got the job. Where am I going to find a big arachnid that can punctuate? Company pampers provided.
Someone’s about to get screwed out of a worker’s comp claim.
Isn’t OSHA supposed to fine employers for this?
I am so tempted to email this like to the plant manager where I work. He would get a kick out of this.
Oh, I HEARD about this! This is the guy who died while performing sexual acts even creepier than David Carradine’s.
^ LOL!!!
So I went to the boss and asked him for a raise…
The gravelings on the show Dead Like Me would have their work cut out for them. As they would on most of the stuff on this site. But this would be super easy for them.
Someone looked directly at the welding arc.
Days since last workplace accident: 0
Weld done!
god, this reminds me of when i worked in a welding shop . . . imagine this setup involving a massive bench grinder instead of an arc welding unit. thing is, only thin OSHA ever tagged us for was a ventilation violation. still don;t know how that went down.
now let’s play jenga
welder and architect can collaboration to fixed everything become wonderful
Urban art. “Pallet Palette.”