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Epic-Kludge-Photo-Opposite Bidet
Submitted By: Vladamir M

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  1. Pat says:

    Oh man, the title stole _exactly_ what I was going to say!

  2. Jacques says:

    Very strange! Maybe you can take a shower while having a poo? Efficient!

  3. Gideon says:

    you can wash your p*n*s while you’re pissing

  4. Rampart says:

    I sure hope that the faucet swivels out of the way so one can “take care of business”, otherwise the use of this loo should provide quite a spectacle!

  5. Czernobog says:

    Worst. Hair salon. Ever.

  6. Rampart says:

    Photoshopped! There is no way the dustpan could be that shade or green! ;)

  7. Rampart says:

    Hmmm, why would you need a dustpan beside the crapper? I am not sure I want to know.

  8. Demetrius says:

    I suspect this setup is for the janitor to use to fill those big, rolling mop buckets. It does look like it swings to the side. He/she should be able to park the bucket next to the toilet and swing the faucet over to fill it. After mopping, the bucket can be tipped into the toilet. When I worked fast food there was a low sink/pan in the back for this purpose. This setup is doing double duty as a potty – rather, the potty is doing double duty as a mop station.

  9. Wouldn’t that be a tedib?

  10. dono1 says:

    You know those little signs in restrooms reminding employees to wash their hands? Problem solved!

  11. Hello says:

    Demetrius’ explanation sounds right to me. Also, we had similar setups when I worked in the hospital, so one could rinse out bedpans and dump right into the toilet.

  12. Paddy says:

    Rampart :
    Photoshopped! There is no way the dustpan could be that shade or green!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Awesome!

  13. steve02169 says:

    Oh! Someone dropped the soap in the sink…

  14. gzuckier says:

    is that the flush mechanism? there isn’t a tank on the toidy.

  15. steve02169 says:

    Stagefright? Here’s a stream to get you started.

  16. steve02169 says:

    I just realized that there are _hot_and_cold_ faucets.

  17. Paddy says:

    I can’t tell if this is an epic kludge, or a septic fail!

  18. JH says:

    I’d hate to think what’s above. Given the state of the sewage pipe, the taps might be quite useful.

  19. Josef says:

    i dont want to know how the towel looks like :-)

  20. Badgirl says:

    Paddy- I can’t tell if this is an epic kludge, or a septic fail!
    Cha-ching!

  21. dono1 says:

    This person has some major defecation issues. A bowl brush on one side, a dustpan (?!) on the other, and an industrial-strength faucet overhead… with cold AND hot water. All that’s missing (besides toilet paper) is a raincoat and some galoshes.

  22. dono1 says:

    @Czernobog
    Perfect!

  23. Daniel says:

    This is a forced evacuation station. You sit and put that faucet in your mouth. After a couple minutes, medical samples are coming out of every possible orifice.

  24. Badgirl says:

    Could this be where the Tidy Bowl Man docks his boat? Everything else is questionable but the bowl sparkles.

  25. Lalas says:

    Who here hasn’t needed to wash their lap after at least one massive dooky? Seriously? Not even once?



    Just once?

  26. Gideon says:

    Rampart :
    Photoshopped! There is no way the dustpan could be that shade or green!

    bad quality pic

  27. dono1 says:

    @Badgirl
    If so, he’d better invest in a Bimini top pronto.

  28. Rampart says:

    @Gideon – I was making a joke about all the absurd comments saying things are photoshopped.

  29. Badgirl says:

    dono – tru dat. I predict Monsoon season in those parts can be pretty rough.

  30. dono1 says:

    Judging by that hot water valve install, there must have been a big sale on grout.

  31. Paddy says:

    Daniel :
    This is a forced evacuation station. You sit and put that faucet in your mouth. After a couple minutes, medical samples are coming out of every possible orifice.

    So it’s basically a waterboarding station?!

  32. Alex says:

    I don’t see a toilet tank — I think that’s the flusher, too.

  33. Lori says:

    One really has to wonder how much alcohol is involved in some of these “fixes”

  34. peni says:

    or if u go for a poop … have a shower?

  35. The Cat says:

    @Lalas: that’s what the shower is for. Avoids getting the floor wet.

    This isn’t actually a half-bad idea (though poor implementation). Save water by running the sink drain into the toilet. I believe it’s common in Japan (though generally designed properly there).

  36. Demetrius says:

    @Hello – You could fill a mop bucket. But, I think your bedpan station is right on the mark! It makes perfect sense that you would want a drain that chunky stuff could go down – and, not have to carry the pans back and forth to a sink.

  37. D. says:

    What kind of toilet is this?!? It drains toward the front of the bowl, rather than through the center or towards the back. There’s no tank, just a faucet. And if that faucet doesn’t swivel, only a dwarf or a hunchback could use it and even then they would hit their head when they got up.

  38. dono1 says:

    @Demetrius
    Chunky stuff? Honestly! TMI.

  39. JH says:

    Someone heard about ‘grey water systems’ and decided they couldn’t afford it…

  40. ML says:

    It’s for buttheads.

  41. Fireman says:

    Haven’t you always wanted a weewee-washer?

  42. jim har says:

    I think this is for a guy puking his overserved brains out that wants to shampoo at the same time…. a fraternity thing.. Animal House comes to mind.

  43. Toni says:

    Is the opposite of bidet a binight?

  44. AgentFrank says:

    Sham-poo.

  45. Sham-wow says:

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA TOILET PISSES ON YOU!

  46. Zdenek says:

    Very funny comments indeed. I live in a country where these are used. The tank for flushing is above the frame, connected with a pipe. The faucet can be indeed bent aside for normal toilet use. The additional faucet is there for the filling of the cleaning buckets. We use warm water to be more comfortable when washing household items and it is also believed to dissolve dirt better.
    Companies use a dedicated bowl slightly different from an ordinary toilet just for the house cleaning needs.
    I may post what we have at work Monday evening if I remember this article.
    I also know the type of the sewage pipe. They are made of thick cast iron that takes 50+ years to rot through in the worst of outdoor conditions, comfortably outliving any house it is installed in.

  47. Zdenek says:

    Here you go:
    http://picasaweb.google.com/zwzserver/Random#5396956490537338290
    This is at work for the same purpose. Pardon the poor lighting.

  48. epic fail says:

    helps it flush
    or
    redneck bath

  49. anonymous says:

    “I don’t know why, but I suddenly have problems sitting on the toilet…. I wonder why….”

  50. StandardFails says:

    Where’s the toilet’s hole?


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