Oh man. You guys really like to make a girl feel torn. So many good entries. In the end though I narrowed it down to the “Good”, the “Bad” and the “Made Me Laugh So That Coffee Went Into My Sinuses, Thanks”.
The Good
Mike is an optimist. A glass half full kind of guy. The guy that helps strangers, opens doors in the middle of spooky hallways, and always forwards a funny email. Or at least these are the assumptions I made based on the carnival going on here.

The Bad
Jonneh C on the other hand, knows what really awaits you on the other side of mysterious doors. Pedobear Mr. Tumnas. He also knows that there are no women on the internet and everyone with a mustache is a child molester. True story.

The Made Me Laugh So That Coffee Went Into My Sinuses, Thanks
Akira O has obviously spent too much time on the Internet. So much so that they instantly recognized this door for what it was. Please keep it closed in the future…the troll infestation is getting out of hand.

Congratulations to our winners! If yours didn’t make the front page though, don’t despair. Check back later today or early tomorrow when ALL the entries will be up in a gallery for your viewing pleasure. And trust me, there were A LOT of gems. Thanks to everyone who participated!
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FIRST!
NOW you all can say it. Go ahead, I know you want to!
Man, I can’t stop laughing at that cat. Good show, guys.
Vladimir the cat IS the King of the Internet.
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2506707860094287189YapeHH
LOL
I love the cat! Instant laughter!
You allow a lame “First” comment but don’t allow someone who participated in your contest to post a link to the picture he created for the contest? Where is the logic in that?
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i32.tinypic.com/2cgmog5.jpg
They are all going to be posted, or can you not read? More than likely your name will be posted along with it, or at least they have been in past contest. I also entered and can’t wait to see mine on the site.
Kids these days! Sheesh!
@Paddy & Raptor
I know, right? “I remember my first contest… sigh…”
(BTW- they’re already posted- look to the right of this page under “Beyond The Door Contest Entries”)
Can we have a Peoples Choice winner and vote on it? Can we ha? can we ha? can we ha? ha? ha?
Teh Interwebs has spoken!
All i can think when i see the cat is taaaakee ooooon meeeeee
I do like the third one.
oh pleeeezzz. the first and the second “winners” are just lame posters on the wall!!! didn’t recognize a “door”.
but: the creators can say “there I fixed it!” – yes, the entries fit into this place…
You must have had a hangover and picked the first three entries you could see thru your bleary eyes.
There really are no females on the Intertubes.
Next time you open the door, you will be rickrolled.
Soo… when are you putting up the gallery??? I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU KNOW!
These are dumb. The third one with the gianormous cat was lame, made me want to go kill kittens.
@Bill
The trolls, they cometh.
@Akira Oni
Ignore them, they’ll go away.
I dunno, I like feeding them. They add a little decor to any website.
So someone comes saying they don’t like it and they’re automatically a troll huh? Lame
Actually Bill it was your comment that the third one made you want to kill kittens that makes you a troll, plus the fact that you used the term “ginormous” and then proceeded to spell it incorrectly helped too. Hope that helped you in understanding just why you’re a Troll, if you have any more questions about it I’m sure people will be more than happy to assist.
I’m so glad someone else thinks of Mr. Tumnus as being the creepy pedophiliac that I do.
The Ferris Wheel was a little lame, but it’s a harmless kind of lame so no big deal.
The cat is a good picture to use but it was the captions that sold it. It hink that’s what people are missing when they rag on it.
You may be right.
@Mary
oops, wrong place. sorry.
You may be right about Vladimir. Long live the King.!
Well, I tried.
@Carolyn J.
You may be right about Vladimir. Long live the King!
Drive by, thank you for pointing out my failures. Will someone please put a screenshot of this on failblog? Thanks.
PS. I still think the “ginormous” cat is lame, but it no longer makes me want to kill kittens.