I’ve been a very good boy this year. I picked up all my toys and listened to my mom. What I would really like, more than anything, is a tow. I have a flat.
This reminds me of the time I got a riding mower stuck in some mud. I decided it would be a good idea to use my Toyota Tercel hatchback to tow it out. I got it stuck, too. I’m not smart.
it IS photoshopped, …
Would be funny in the real world, …
but – the guy at the car, his feet aren’t level with the ground, the ‘rope’ is just a photoshop straight grey pencil line! ..
fun tho.
It’s not as far-fetched as it seems at first. Look close at the front of the car – there’s no motor (high on springs), no lights – it’s a stripped out shell. Not so heavy! Maybe they’re taking it to sell for scrap. Should be a few fixes-worth and boy do they look like they need ‘em!
Remember, these people vote.
Looks like father and son…
It looks like my dad towing himself from thirty years ago…
There is going to be a massive accident, that thing won’t have the power to tow fast enough to keep it out of trouble.
How does that thing even have enough power to pull a car? This is fake, right?
No, no… it’ll be fine. Gramps has an orange safety flag flying off the back of his Rascal. No problem here.
a movie would be alot funnier
seeing that buggy spinning its wheel on the spot without the car moving
“Dear Santa,
I’ve been a very good boy this year. I picked up all my toys and listened to my mom. What I would really like, more than anything, is a tow. I have a flat.
Thank you,
Billy”
Desperate times call for desperate measures…even for Michael McDonald.
This looks shooped.
“Yeah, workers’ comp paid for the Rascal. Now I got me a part-time job towing sub-compacts. They better not still be spying on me.”
@Timus
That pretty much ruins this whole site.
At least they removed some of that pesky extra weight like the windshield.
This reminds me of the time I got a riding mower stuck in some mud. I decided it would be a good idea to use my Toyota Tercel hatchback to tow it out. I got it stuck, too. I’m not smart.
At least elders of the community are just trying to help out.
thats a pimpin’ gold wheel that dudes got there
“45 minutes later and all we’ve managed to pull is a groin muscle”
All I can do is laugh at this one, guys.
isn’t that click and clack?
And motor… but then again the back is pretty weighed down so maybe it is all back there.
I have pushed my share of cars, it can be done with that little of power if the ground is flat enough.
I never knew hoverounds came with a 6-cylinder engine standard.
it IS photoshopped, …
Would be funny in the real world, …
but – the guy at the car, his feet aren’t level with the ground, the ‘rope’ is just a photoshop straight grey pencil line! ..
fun tho.
@gzuckier
FTW!
‘shopped, ‘shooped- who cares? still funny…Michael McDonald, or Grizzly Adams
to your rascals!
This is the stuff that earns us Americans the classy reputation we have on the internet.
My hoveround allows me to tow my son’s piece of crap car! It didn’t cost a penny!
I always knew one of these days a Geo Metro is going to get stuck on a gum on the road.
cute!
I think so!@gzuckier
Santa does work during the off season!
It’s not as far-fetched as it seems at first. Look close at the front of the car – there’s no motor (high on springs), no lights – it’s a stripped out shell. Not so heavy! Maybe they’re taking it to sell for scrap. Should be a few fixes-worth and boy do they look like they need ‘em!
i know that guy he lives down the street from me
Santa introduces the 1983 two-door Prancer hatchback.
Santo lost his sleigh is a poker match with the tooth fairy
Pappy, I told you once and for all the handicapped tractor pull is next Thursday!
redneck tow truck
Saddest part? That power wheelchair has more horsepower than that car when it’s running perfectly…
They should add this to the end of the Grand Canyon hover-round commercials. Those things really CAN do anything!!
Le Car … towed by Le Chair!
OMG! That’s my car! Well, not that particular car, but seriously, I own that exact model of car, 1990 Geo Metro. Same color and everything lol.
awesom i gotta build one of these omgwtfbbq