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  1. dono1 says:

    I’m not sure what impresses me most- the ceramic faucet handle or the wood pallet vanity. It’s those special touches that make remodled bathrooms such a treasure.

  2. yolanda says:

    Oh but that handy bucket drain so you can recycle the water just clinches the ghetto chic of this marvelous period remodel. You could install this under any old building or squat, any place that there’s water drips and save a fortune on water bills!

  3. pennifer says:

    Looking at this, I said to myself, “This has got to be Russian or former Soviet.” Then I noticed the red Russian lettering at the upper right. I think the sink is also a giveaway – kind of a standard design there.

  4. Daniel says:

    Please notice that there is no out pipe underneath. Just another bucket.

  5. Otto says:

    Is that a Snapple bottle dumping water into a trough, and thence into the bucket?

    I’m truly impressed by the ingenuity used here, especially since it was to produce something completely pointless.

  6. mr.x says:

    This device is actually more pointless than Peter’s breakfast machine (Family Guy refference :) )

  7. Derelict says:

    Judging from the Pi-Kappa on the wall, I’d guess this is Russia . . .

    . . . Where water doesn’t run to you, YOU run to the water!

  8. gzuckier says:

    and when the bucket under the drain is fall, you just swap it with the one up top.

  9. dono1 says:

    Explanation: This is a simple Rube Goldberg hand-washing machine.
    Directions: Start the flow of water by turning the valve on the 2″ water supply pipe. To prevent water from splashing all over the place, cut the bottom out of a Snapple bottle and use it as a funnel to direct the water into the rusty trough, where it flows downward and fills the pail. To wash your hands, choose from one of the many containers of soaps on the pallet vanity, the sink, the iron ledge or from the plastic bag hanging from the nearby pipe. If your hands are really dirty, you can use the yellow nail scrubbing brush on the sink. Next, open the faucet on the pail and let the water flow… into the sink and out the open drain into the plastic bucket with the hole in the lid. Then simply towel off with one of the many rags hanging around. Note- if the Snapple bottle isn’t working, try the Coke or Sprite bottle funnels on the pallet. If it’s a heavy rust flow day from the trough, strain it with the fish-fry rack hanging from the pipe.
    Oh, and don’t forget to wash out your Tupperware container from lunch.

  10. Phil says:

    Yeah, it’s Russia (or Ukraine). It’s russian reality in many cases… They even fix teeth through the ass!

  11. Erin says:

    Not going to lie, this looks like one handy-dandy water system. But I’m not sure i would want one like it…my reasoning? rusty pipes maybe?

  12. Paddy says:

    @dono1
    And when the bottom bucket is full, the added weight tips a lever which pushes a marble down the track, which lights a lighter, which burns the string holding back the bowling ball, which falls; tied to it is another string tied to the faucet, which opens and refills the top bucket again!

  13. dono1 says:

    @Paddy
    Touché! I see you’re a student of Rube Goldberg. But the lighter should light a candle which burns the string. And there should be an animal involved- maybe a turtle, who gets a hot foot from the candle and slowly walks forward, pulling on the string attached to his shell that’s connected to the faucet…

  14. dono1 says:

    Could this be the top-secret pharmaceutical research lab for the government’s universal health care plan? Well, at least we’ll all be getting our RDA of iron.

  15. maurice says:

    oh wow! i heard there was a new russian space station coming online

  16. Paddy says:

    dono1 :
    Could this be the top-secret pharmaceutical research lab for the government’s universal health care plan? Well, at least we’ll all be getting our RDA of iron.

    There you go! There’s always an animal in the works.

  17. Paddy says:

    Oops, I quoted the wrong one!

  18. Mazzachre says:

    Actually, after visiting far-out-country-side, nowhere, Cambodia, this seems rather familiar… Oh the joys of civilization.

    (Be aware that the water is not pumped there, it comes from a rain collector (Big metal bucket) on the roof :)

  19. JH says:

    What’s the other pipes for? The apparatchiks in the other rooms, who have both lukewarm and cold water?

  20. Luetti says:

    you can warm water if you put some candels under the bucket, it saves co2

  21. Pat says:

    This is almost as good as the contraption that Doc Brown has in “Back to the Future: Part III” to create ice cubes in the Old West. Almost.

  22. dono1 says:

    That’s the problem with those pedestal sinks: no place to store your stuff.

  23. ShermanKent says:

    @Daniel
    Yes, Daniel, we noticed that when yolanda pointed it out 16 minutes before you did. Please see Comment #2.

  24. Badgirl says:

    Putin’s Bathroom?

  25. Badgirl says:

    Like to see the toilet that goes with

  26. Daniel says:

    @ShermanKent

    Comments 2 and 3 were not visible when I posted mine. It said 3 posts but only showed dono1′s. I don’t know how that works but it happens often.

  27. Badgirl says:

    “Comments 2 and 3 were not visible when I posted mine. It said 3 posts but only showed dono1’s. I don’t know how that works but it happens often.”

    @Daniel: I’ve noticed the same thing. Someone else mentioned that they couldn’t see all the comments. Paddy, was that you?

  28. Lalamalashala says:

    Running water is what you get if you eat or drink things that you shouldn’t :)

  29. Daniel says:

    I sense a there I fixed your thereifixedit coming…

  30. Paddy says:

    @Badgirl
    Yes, that was me.

  31. Badgirl says:

    @Daniel: As long as it uses duct tape some how, even for decoration would be nice.

  32. Demetrius says:

    @Badgirl

    Someone already pointed out the bucket under the sink…

  33. reddog says:

    prop from ratatoiule

  34. Badgirl says:

    @Demetrius – why yes, you are right, of course!

  35. Candace Delong says:

    I am not sure which was funnier the actual plumbing system or peoples comments. Where does stuff like this come from. Is this for real or a joke is what I want to know.

  36. Pedobear says:

    Ah, Russia… It seems the art of epic fixing was invented there

  37. Jack says:

    But where does the mouse go once it’s caught?

  38. Chris V says:

    Someone wrecked a nice old samovar (tea kettle) for that spigot.

  39. Titania says:

    It is running. Running away.

  40. Kadee says:

    Make sure you open the right pipe for the water – the one that is marked with “ok” on the right…


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