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  1. afishyaknoto says:

    Come on man quit hoggin the boxascope and let me see.

  2. Gargomon says:

    Man, I’d feel very boxed in from that view.

  3. b. says:

    Tickets? Who needs tickets?? I can see just fine!

  4. Anthony says:

    I saw one just like that at the Women’s U.S. Open golf tournament last month. Patched together with duct tape. I’m guessing there is a plan on the Internet somewhere!

  5. Demetrius says:

    Watching thru a box is better than watching thru a fence?

  6. Pat says:

    And who said we never learned anything by doing those grammar-school science fairs?

  7. Marlon Brando says:

    How was he suppose to now that the suspicious-looking guy selling cheap box seats was just scamming him?

  8. mahall says:

    The amazing thing was that Sam never even realized it was just a shoebox diorama.

  9. TC says:

    Look at the other two. One’s wearing a fanny pack with a muscle shirt, and the other one things Albert Pujols is on the Orioles. This guy is the SMART one.

  10. mort says:

    huh, huh, huh, uuuuuuuuh hey beavis, huh, huh, you said “box”…huh, huh, huh…

  11. dono1 says:

    The prices have really come down on Skybox seats.

  12. Jim says:

    That’s the result of reading too many IKEA instructions.

  13. gzuckier says:

    It was all fine until a drunk wandered by who was looking for this http://thereifixedit.com/2009/08/03/epic-kludge-photo-out-of-service-means-stop-peeing-here/

  14. Paddy says:

    Do you know how many bums were put out of their homes to make that contraption?! Some people have no shame.

  15. Amanda says:

    Speaking as a representative of St. Louis… this is one of our proudest feats of engineering since the Arch. Elevator rides to the top are booked solid through the end of summer.

  16. maurice says:

    i wonder if it folds flat…

  17. Big Frank says:

    What do you do in a strong wind?? Oh, never mind. Use more duct tape!!

  18. Joe says:

    Gosh darn it, Billy Bob! Everythin’ upside dawn in dis here box seat; I want my munnie back!

  19. dono1 says:

    “I can’t see a thing. You were right, Bob- we definitely should have removed the packing peanuts.”

  20. mew4ever23 says:

    Epic Periscope.

  21. wind says:

    wow. this is probably the only thing that guy learned at school.

  22. Badgirl says:

    Hey Jack, I can see your house from here!

  23. K says:

    I… I feel mildly ashamed that I actually have NO IDEA how to make one of those. I have a rough idea of how it works, but no idea how to make one. Like, dude. There are hicks smarter than me.

  24. BlueJimmie says:

    TC :Look at the other two. One’s wearing a fanny pack with a muscle shirt, and the other one things Albert Pujols is on the Orioles. This guy is the SMART one.

    @TC

    From this picture, how did you determine that the guy on the right thinks ALbert Pujols is “on” the Orioles? He’s wearing a Pujols Cardinal jersey and he’s wearing a Cardinal cap. I don’t see any Orioles paraphernalia.

  25. Badgirl says:

    @TC that’s not a fanny pack, that’s a man bag, which doesn’t make it any better, just want to clarify.

  26. Paddy says:

    Hey Badgirl, it could be said that this is a very simplistic form of photoshop! I mean, he’s using a very simple device to transfer images from the field to his eyes!

  27. Badgirl says:

    Paddy – I think I luv you

  28. Paddy says:

    Hurray!

  29. Tigli says:

    This is just like “The Sandlot” where they build one of those in order to see over the fence to get their baseball back from the giant dog! “You’re killin’ me, Smalls!”

  30. Sarah says:

    @BlueJimmie

    RE @TC

    In fact, I’m pretty sure that is actually Busch Stadium. How they let him through the gates with that contraption, I have no idea. Though, that could actually be outside the gates in the outfield.

    @Amanda
    Represent!

  31. Dawn says:

    @Sarah
    It is just outside the stadium. They have a walk up area where you can see inside the stadium from the sidewalk.

  32. Matthew says:

    I almost feel ashamed to be from St. Louis now. Though, in all honesty, this sort of brilliant engineering from some of our “residents” (read as hicks, hoosiers, rednecks) doesn’t come as much of a surprise to me.

  33. I remember this! It was the All-Star Game, and this guy made the cover story on the news. It was actually made by a young kid, but he let everyone have a turn looking through it.

  34. Laughing-self Silly says:

    Wai, wai waiiit. I bet it is made by Peer One!

  35. Jacob says:

    Puts a whole new meaning to box seats


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