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Amazing! You Can Actually SEE The Laws Of Physics Breaking

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Submitted By: Emil

Favorite Comment: Fixer Bad Girl says, “Has anybody seen the dog? Buster??? Buster!!!”

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  1. jc says:

    I own a BREW (Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon).

    This one is barely loaded :)

  2. dono1 says:

    “Ha! Let’s see the airline try to charge me for a 2nd piece of luggage NOW!”

  3. SF Legend says:

    You forgot the duct tape tag.

  4. Pete says:

    Of course its parked in a Handicap Space.

  5. Fixit says:

    Family Truckster 2009. “Clark, where is Aunt Edna?”

  6. Kiwi says:

    does that actually move?

  7. Bob says:

    It’s the Griswalds!!!

  8. QuickFix says:

    Hey, this car looks like the Griswold-mobile.

  9. jc says:

    @Fixit
    Well, actually, no. The BREWs were made from 1991 to 1996. The 1991-1993′s had a 350ci TBI 180HP engine, the 1994-1996 had a 350ci multi-port FI 260HP LT1 engine (basically the same as the Corvette).

    They don’t get fantastic mileage, but as a multi-purpose vehicle (Home Depot runs and haul a bunch of friends to dinner (seats 9!)) they’re really great.

  10. Paddy says:

    And you can *hear* the car’s springs breaking.

  11. mort says:

    why, oh why did I let Mrs. Claus talk me into trading in the sleigh???

  12. dono1 says:

    “U-Hell: An Adventure in Moving”

  13. whiteryder says:

    I didn’t even notice the luggage at first. I thought that post was somehow going through the middle of the car. (That would have been a different category I guess?)

  14. J-Dubbs says:

    @Pete
    Well, obviously: who ever packed that car is retarded.

  15. Really says:

    This guy is plainly taking his wife and three teenage daughters to the beach for the weekend.

  16. Fixit says:

    @jc
    Huh?
    @QuickFix
    Thanks.

  17. dono1 says:

    “That’s odd- where did all the bellhops go?”

  18. QuickFix :
    Hey, this car looks like the Griswold-mobile.

    My thoughts exactly. Brings whole new meeting to Family Truckster.

  19. Candace says:

    I guess they said “F**k U-Haul!”

  20. gzuckier says:

    the big ugly secret of most SUVs is the relatively low payload weight they are rated to carry. (GVW minus vehicle weight with fluids, etc.) I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the Roadmasher’s rated payload weight was higher than some trucky looking vehicle.

  21. Fixit says:

    Matt Kendrick :

    QuickFix :
    Hey, this car looks like the Griswold-mobile.

    My thoughts exactly. Brings whole new meeting to Family Truckster.

    Dittoes. Bleh.

  22. Fixit says:

    “Clark, where is Dinky? … Clark? “

  23. Amanda says:

    I know this scene… Outdated car, lots of duct tape, and crap that looks broken. Somebody’s driving to college!

  24. Blue says:

    Bet they could pop a wheelie.

  25. Pat says:

    PHHT! More duct tape will hold that together just fine.

  26. Thoraxe says:

    Red Green goes on vacation.

  27. Zach says:

    Hmmm… Maybe we could fit ONE more box, anyone got duct tape?

  28. FerroMancer says:

    LAWS? Bah! What most people call the “laws of physics” are merely strongly-worded SUGGESTIONS. Pray continue as you were.

  29. maurice says:

    okay kids, pile on!

  30. Badgirl says:

    “Has anybody seen the dog? Buster??? Buster!!!”

  31. Ductor Dave says:

    Look like modern day Okies fleeing the dust storm. Just need Granny’s rocking chair up on top.

  32. The Cat says:

    Needs “kitchen sink” tag.

  33. Paddy says:

    Needs airframe tape.

  34. John Woodhead says:

    “Perhaps the universe is nothing but an equilibrium of idiocies.”
    – George Santayana

  35. dono1 says:

    “All packed up! Now, where the heck did I put the keys to the…oh-oh”

  36. JH says:

    It’ll keep the wheels firmly planted on the road at least. If its rear wheel drive.

  37. K.Eberhardt says:

    After a four hour trip,the band finally makes it to their gig… Two blocks away.

  38. fail_man says:

    i love that game… its buckaroo!

  39. scott says:

    Add some zip ties and NOW you got something…

  40. Kyle says:

    “All right, i’ll steer, you push, and i’ll hold it up.”

  41. Kyle says:

    “All right, I’ll steer, you push, and she’ll hold it up.”

  42. JSW says:

    Just put a coupla skateboards underneath the rear section. That’ll git’er done!

  43. Darci says:

    Thoraxe :Red Green goes on vacation.

    HAHAHAHAHA- that was FABULOUS!!
    Way to support your local PBS station :)

  44. Kilika says:

    Haven’t any of you people heard of Burning Man? It is only obvious they are heading to the Playa!

  45. Wow, and I thought my car was full of crap.

  46. Istanbulchick says:

    @Thoraxe

    “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

  47. rain oubliette says:

    This is why most bands rent U-Hauls before going on their “World Tour”.

  48. RogerThePunk says:

    Must. Avoid. Speedbumps.

    At. All. Costs.

  49. slythorne says:

    @JSW
    Actually he is using some sort of hitch-haul contraption. If you notice, there is a shadow underneath the back area too.

    I am wondering if he got pulled over at all for covering up the license plate…

  50. jefe says:

    I’d LOL if that car’s gas tank filler was behind the license plate. (it’s not).

    I want to know more about the fat old guy with the pocket protector walking towards the car.

  51. julia says:

    it looks like everything slid a little further back/down- I wonder if the bottom of the duct-tape monstrosity was originally resting on the back bumper?

  52. Oh man, I would love to see the cop’s expression when he pulls that clown over. LOL.

  53. purdlemeow says:

    No need to ask whether he’s legitimately parked in that handicapped space… the question is the answer!

  54. CheapCostsIntheEnd says:

    Just stumbled onto this site. Wonderful! This overloaded station wagon is eerily similar to how my father-in-law traveled in the 70s– Madza wagon that needed to haul 2 adults and 4-5 kids, suitcases, coolers, and bicycles. Thank goodness there wasn’t a need back then for space-sucking child car seats!

  55. if u cant fix it with gaffa tape, u have just not used enougth

  56. D. says:

    That’s just unwise.

  57. Wolfen says:

    Wow, the Beverly Hillbillies are moving into their new mansion!

  58. janey says:

    pulling up to the resort hotel … where’s the valet?

  59. Richard says:

    Either his Wife or his Mother In Law must have been telling him how and what to pack…

  60. ricker says:

    There’s GOT to be a country music song in the story behind this…

  61. Tony says:

    @jc
    The 91s have a 305 throttle body injection system. Much better to get the 92 or later. I have a 91 Olds Custom Cruiser, virtually the same car.

  62. Chris says:

    Halp! Teh Rubbish Monster es humping mah Wooden Car!

  63. Paula says:

    Kiel diable povas tiu ajxo ecx iri? – How the hell can that thing even move?

  64. lolinator says:

    …and I can also see the car breaking, too. :P

  65. Sam says:

    Holy crap, I’ve actually seen this car! It was parked at a motel outside Pittsburgh. I have a photo of it somewhere. It must have been circa 2003-2004 when I saw it. That’s awesome.

  66. just another person commenting on how much you FAILED says:

    O NO!

    ITS MESSING WITH THE SPACE-TIME-CONTINUUM!


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