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They Assured Me It Floated


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Submitted By: Henry H

Favorite Comment: Fixer Czernobog says, “Did someone watch “I’m on a couch” on youtube and decide to make a meta-meta-parody?”

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  1. John says:

    Lol, might float probaly not. Still a bad idea >.<

    Ps. FIRST!!!11!1111

  2. Dave says:

    You can put a TEE-vee in the shopping cart.

  3. Daniel says:

    Couch surfing has gone literal.

  4. Mark says:

    It’s like extreme relaxing. Unwind to the soothing sounds of the ocean..westsuit required.

  5. mort says:

    redneck fishing boat

  6. Paddy says:

    They’re almost ready to set sail for Florida now.

  7. dono1 says:

    That’s the trouble with buying things on the mainland- the return policy.

  8. Josh says:

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!!

  9. Rampart says:

    It’s a Uper catamaran!

  10. dorogzultan says:

    at least the 2 surf board noses should point to the same direction!

  11. dono1 says:

    “In the event of an emergency, seat cushions may be used as a floatation device”

  12. Daniel says:

    dorogzultan :
    at least the 2 surf board noses should point to the same direction!

    Actually, no. This way it creates a counter-Coriolis effect that stabilizes the position of the contraption in the open ocean. Or something.

  13. dono1 says:

    I can’t decide.
    #1- “I shall call it… a CataMoron”
    #2- One thing’s for sure- they’ve got great seats for “Shark Week”
    #3- “Won’t Grandpa be surprised when he wakes up from his nap!?”
    #4- Everybody now: “Catch a wave and we’re sittin’ on top of the couch…”
    #5- Kon Tiki II: The Lazy Years

  14. gzuckier says:

    be prepared when global warming causes sea level to rise!

  15. Silke Eberle says:

    I bet the Kid wishes not to be there…

  16. First thought: the Beavis and Butt-Head couch fishing episode.

  17. Neil says:

    Where are the floating TV and floating mini-fridge?

  18. tim ross says:

    Those surfboards are worth more than the whole house in the background! :p

  19. dono1 says:

    One wipeout and this becomes a sectional in a sunken living room.

  20. Erin says:

    Yeah this looks pretty legit. I’d totally go for a ride on it!…if i had 6 hours left to live :D

  21. felix says:

    dorogzultan :
    at least the 2 surf board noses should point to the same direction!

    They do, they’re just different shaped boards.

    The funniest thing about this is that it could actually be awesome if they just turned the couch around to face the front. As it is, they’re going over.

  22. Amanda says:

    If the couch cushions were crafted to double as life vests, then I’d be impressed.

  23. dorogzultan says:

    @Daniel
    “open ocean”? with this!!! not even the local canal in dry season!

  24. dorogzultan says:

    @felix
    Stand corrected, now I see the tail fin slot on the left board.

  25. Paddy says:

    dono1 :
    I can’t decide.
    #1- “I shall call it… a CataMoron”
    #2- One thing’s for sure- they’ve got great seats for “Shark Week”
    #3- “Won’t Grandpa be surprised when he wakes up from his nap!?”
    #4- Everybody now: “Catch a wave and we’re sittin’ on top of the couch…”
    #5- Kon Tiki II: The Lazy Years

    cata-moron!!! Too funny!

  26. Badgirl says:

    CataMoron is a win. Congrats again Dono

  27. Czernobog says:

    Did someone watch “I’m on a couch” on youtube and decide to make a meta-meta-parody?

  28. Gene says:

    I’m pretty active in Couchsurfing (see http://www.couchsurfing.org/people/floridacyclist/ to see what I mean) but this is ridiculous!

  29. QuickFix says:

    This reminds me of an episode of “Leave It to Beaver” when the Beav and Whitey took a canoe out to the lake and it sank and they tried to hide their wet clothes from their parents. because Ward told them not to take the boat out in the first place.

  30. SRS says:

    “We couldn’t afford a house on the beach with an ocean view, so…”

  31. Kyle says:

    “Well, he’s too fat to walk, so we’ll have to float him down to the doctor.”

  32. Pat says:

    @Gene. So it’s like being a foreign exchange student? Cool!

  33. -Redsands- says:

    Ahh sweet, now you can watch the footy from the pool !!

  34. Kyle says:

    I’m pretty sure this is the main prop for “I’m on a couch”.

  35. Some things should be re-thought _after_ you sober up in the morning.

  36. J Chris says:

    I’m on a couch!

  37. Prom says:

    Where’s the tv remote?

  38. reddog says:

    surfs up couch patatoes

  39. Michael says:

    the board on the right is actually a sail board, notice the slot in the centre, it’s for a centre board and the smaller slot is for a sail and mast, so they at least have some form of propulsion.

  40. evie says:

    I’m 98% sure I know who made that boat. It was supposed to float around on the Charles River on the 4th of July to watch the fireworks. It worked, but didn’t meet the fire code.

    Also, it was made by a bunch of bored engineering nerds.

  41. sean says:

    actually we were quite enthused

  42. I bet it would be awesome hooking it up with a boat – way more relaxing than using water skis :D

  43. Ben Tydears says:

    @dorogzultan
    And if you don’t remove the fins, you’ll only go in circles.

  44. lolinator says:

    ahh… you get to look at the lake from the comfort of your own couch… but, how do u get back to shore!?!?

  45. the keeper of the keys says:

    the aquatic surfer-couch evolved from the common pool noodle after its owners realized that it didn’t have enough mildew under the cussions.

  46. Zsuzsa says:

    ahhh… Good ol’ MIT students. :)


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