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Not Legal To Take Those Off The Lot


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Submitted By: Dickson L

Editor’s Note: Thanks to Fixer “Otto” for pointing out the originator of this abomination as Ryan McFarland and that “You Too Can Kludge This” over here. Though I refuse to take responsibility should your kludgery end in mangled limbs.

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  1. RockyRoader says:

    Great fun to steer, I’d say!

  2. The Cat says:

    Third!

    I wonder how he intends to steer that.

  3. The Cat says:

    …upon closer inspection, I see nothing attaching the cart to the bike. Fake much?

  4. Mike says:

    I saw one of these once and got to try it out

    http://www.mikehulsebus.com/album135-bike-modifications.htm

    The hard part about steering is that only two shopping card wheels stay on the ground and you fishtail (fishfront?) back and forth when you try to turn. I’m sure some clever engineer could figure out a way to prevent this (perhaps this guy already did)

  5. Monty says:

    I don’t see it attached anywhere either..

  6. Rampart says:

    If it is attached the same way as the one in the link that “Mike” left, then it is connected via the handlebar clamp. Quite clever actually. As already mentioned, I bet it is a b**ch to steer though

  7. dono1 says:

    I think it’s attached at the handlebars which, along with no helmet, short pants and flip-flops, makes it perfectly safe for riding on the highway. “Clean-up on aisle four!”

  8. Paddy says:

    The guy should have used a zillion bike locks like the other guy. His front wheel is probably still locked to a bike rack somewhere.

  9. Matthew says:

    It’s also not legal to steal someone’s front tire when it’s parked at the grocery store. That’s my best guess at what happened.

    Some comments mention it doesn’t look attached – I’m guessing he’s holding on to the handlbars and the shopping cart handle at the same time.

  10. peni says:

    i’ve got some thought that this guy his frontwheel was stolen, ya know, he still needs to get home though.

  11. Axemanohio says:

    Does it come the optional rickshaw attachment?

  12. Wheelie Poppa says:

    “Necessity?”
    Yes, ‘invention’ has a mother. In this case, perhaps a stepmother or foster mother?

  13. the gnome says:

    redneck training wheels

  14. berrie~blu says:

    i thought that was the cart bike from instructables…..

  15. Mark says:

    Riding bicycle with flip-flops is not a good idea in the first place! Man that’s gonna leave a mark when he hits!

  16. YvesPaul says:

    Love it. If they can just fix the steering, they should be mass produced.

  17. stevo says:

    Nice flip-flops

  18. QuickFix says:

    Just the thing for the homeless guy on the go.

  19. J.D. says:

    I think if they used the shopping carts from IKEA the problem with the steering would be solved. since all the wheels on those carts turn. Then it would be a matter of just leaning to turn.

  20. Mark says:

    @berrie~blu
    i thought that was the cart bike from instructables….
    —–
    It is…

    http://www.instructables.com/id/Cart-Bike/

  21. The Cat says:

    @YvesPaul, there are mass-produced cart-bikes, or really cart-trikes. The basket is on the back, with two wheels at its sides and the front half is the same as any other bike. Probably quite a bit safer than this, but can’t be easily converted back to a normal bike.

  22. dono1 says:

    This is putting the cart before the horse’s ass.

  23. JammyGeeza says:

    How about “Try-cycle!”… With his good attempt to replace his front wheel!
    Or like “Triclycle” being the mix between Trolly and Bicycle xD

  24. JammyGeeza says:

    *”Tricycle”

  25. wind says:

    i wore flip flops once on my bike. one fell off and got ran over by car. happy days. hmm – if i were him i would weelie all the way :)

  26. keego says:

    It’s an obvious photoshop. Notice all of the pixelation artifacts where the front wheel should be? Also around his hands.

  27. dono1 says:

    @keego
    No offense but this is a 500 x 375 pixel image with a resolution of 72ppi. His hands are 12 pixels wide at best. In the space of 12 pixels, you’re lucky if you can even see a color variaton, much less “obvious pixelation”. I CAN see that it looks like he’s sitting on the seat post and not a seat but still, I don’t smell a conspiracy.

  28. Zieak says:

    Woot! Here’s a video clip of that contraption in action for the photoshop conspirists.

    http://www.zieak.com/2008/11/06/the-cart-bike-continues-to-be-popular-in-mainstream-media/

    There was a little alcohol involved in the idea and execution of the project… It was awful to steer and made a horrible noise on the rougher sections of road.

    It was fun!

  29. KitFox says:

    keego :
    It’s an obvious photoshop. Notice all of the pixelation artifacts where the front wheel should be? Also around his hands.

    Yep obvious photoshop. Curious how they bothered to ‘shop some 500 frames of video, isn’t it?

    You need to learn a bit more faith, grashopper.

  30. dono1 says:

    (Or a bit more Photoshop)

  31. Alec says:

    I so want one!

  32. MaskedMan says:

    @The Cat
    Didja go to the linked website and read? Nylon zip ties. They ain’t gonna show at that resolution. Not everything on der webs is a photoshop job.

  33. Bubbles says:

    That f*cking c*cks*cker stole my bike, bring it back to Sunnyvale Trailer Park right now ya’ c*cks*cker!

  34. Alan says:

    Nice, but E.T. bounces out on the smallest bumps.

  35. Mazzachre says:

    Epic hurt in… 3…2…1…

  36. reddog says:

    OF THE LOT?
    what u mean the bike?

  37. Monado says:

    There goes the high price of groceries! Do you know what it costs for the store to replace those things?

  38. D. says:

    At first I, too, thought he must have had his front wheel stolen in the grocery store parking lot, and found an innovative way to still bike home. Then I saw the video of how he made this. I still often use a bike trailer to pick up groceries. I can’t imagine this solution working better than having the original front wheel attached.

  39. DeeDeeDaDiva says:

    Just a hot ass mess!!! My goodness!

  40. FadedLY says:

    Hey, is that Al Bundy driving that thing?!

  41. LauraMcFiesty says:

    This is perfect for those wanting to cut down on car emmisions and still be able to bring home all your purchases from the grocery store!

  42. ryan says:

    really????????? flip flops!!!!!?!?!?!?!?

  43. Steve says:

    Watched the video clip of this beast in action, and the turning radius is about as good as a brick with fixed Lego wheels.

    I could pile a few cases of beer in there.

  44. OhioBob says:

    That’s not legal…He’s not wearing a helmet!

  45. herds789 says:

    My next invention- a mobile BBQ, for barbecue on the go! burning logs on the bottom rack, warming rack up above, I call it: barbecuecycle.

  46. Lynx Kraaikamp says:

    @JammyGeeza:

    Technically, this would be a quinticycle. A UNIcycle has one wheel, a BIcycle two, a TRIcycle three, and a QUADRIcycle four. Since this has four under the shopping cart portion and one from the bicycle portion, it has five wheels in total and is therefore a quinticycle.

  47. kylez says:

    obviously fake.. the trolly isnt to scale.. its tiny.. plus the bikes forks arnt connected to anything


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