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Wish we had a front shot of this one…
Now THAT’S a wedgie!
Don’t know how they expect you to get your head through that little opening between te flaps….
I believe this was actually a picture of a woman, perhaps taken outside of a Walmart. Without the brown and yellow indicators, it is difficult to find the front.
The sign at the beer booth at the NASCAR race read “No shirt, no shoes no service” Since he only had Jeans and workboots on, and there was only enough cash in his pocket for Bud or a Jeff Gordon Shirt, he had a choice to make…
… I think I can smell this picture, right through the computer screen.
Given the meticulous nature of the cutout between the “straps” and the narrow torso and slim elbow, is this a woman? Did she (or he) need a “tank top?” (Okay I’m done with the quotation marks…heeeeeeee…..)
Otherwise, the front shot of this looks even worse!
Two things:
1) I’m with Holly – I feel cheated.
2) I have a number of questions here.
Most pressing: Are we saying this is a guy or girl? If it’s a guy, I’m sorry dude, what you are doing is just plain wrong. If it’s a girl, at least we can work with it.
I say girl: skinny arm and smooth skin. What does anyone else think ?
Wait. Now I get it. It’s a costume party and he’s going as a dickhead.
Badgirl- I’m with you. It’s got to be a girl, even though there’s no visible tan lines on her shoulders (unless she wears this thing quite often). If it’s a guy, I’d challenge him to an arm wrestlng contest except he might be wearing gloves made out of a jock strap.
I’d also say it’s a girl. And it took me quite a while to realize that she’s wearing huge ut up men’s undies als shirt. weeeeeiiird.
The part that bothers me is, this puts the Bacon Stripe right up there in front for the world to see.
It took a moment for it to register just exactly what that was. Then part of me died.
great way to recycle. I always wondered what i could do once they had skidz on em. Now i can just make a tie die!
this is a big man’s underwear with the crotch area cut out right????
If so it is the true height of redneckism… so it is to be applauded!!!!!!!
Woa…. A pair of men’s briefs as a sports bra….eww. Hope it was not used.
Awesome! So why not!
If you’re doing this at home, remember, skid marks go inside.
That’s a woman! A skanky woman, with a white trash midriff top (girly arms, smooth back. Yeah, how could you think it was a guy??)
Hey just another way to recycle your husband holey underwear……
or maybe not.
Bacon Stripe!?!? I’ve never heard that term before.
I think I just threw up in my mouth….
From the original Flickr post: “Williams Grove Beer Hill Tube Top”…and no mention of details either
XD
I certainly hope they were clean before hand. o_O
Ah found the original
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bantam10/3531502694/
A lot of times when I see There I Fixed It photos, I think to myself, “At least electricity was not involved.” In this case, I wish it were.
its a guy.. and that skin is horrible.
Besides the obvious, something else doesn’t look right. This redneck has baby arm!
I think the arm is a criple? it looks like he/she might not have a hand?
noodle arms like a girl, but full of veins so must be a guy.
@eric hegwer: i agree with you.
no shirt no service. so what’s a redneck to do?
dono – I hope you are a comedy writer for like Letterman or something…..
<It took a moment for it to register just exactly what that was. Then part of me died.
which part? just curious
Lord R , was the part that died the part of you that stores your good taste and sense of what’s appropriate?
it could just be a really skinny man thos had a full-body wax, arms inclusive.
hmm – i think the dude in the top right has a hat made form shoe soles.
“Were’d I git ma top? I’ll tell ya were. I finely threw Bubba’s fat, lazy, unemployt @** out the door last week. But I figurd I cud git sum use outta his crappy ol drawers. Snip here, snip there and volla – I got me a new mid-rift sexy thang top. A girl’s gotta look hot to git a kwality man.”
Girls, don’t waste good money on clothes. Grab the old man’s skivvies and cut away. Shazzam!! A new fashion statement. In these economic times, this could catch on.
If it’s a she, she must be awfully flat chested because that thing wouldn’t offer much support O_o
Where/how do I get one ASAP??!!
This goes to show that the economy is in rough shape. I guess they were thinking why buy a new sports bra when I can buy a three or four pack for the same price?
There are instructions on that at
http://www.instructables.com/id/How_to_make_a_sports_bra_out_of_mens_underwear/
Wonder how the front looks.
The height of Tweaker Fashion
Her friend’s shirt says, “I’m with Stupid”
yes!!!
I can’t figure this one out, but I’ll take a guess– I think it’s a gay old man.
One of the Marx Brothers! “Skid Marx”
I really want for this to be a woman and I want to be able to see a front shot for two reasons:
A) I’m insatiably curious about the fit (obviously this depends on the specific produce at hand);
B) For some reason I feel like if I can see the face or at least a wider shot of the scene it will make more sense.
@SDRINKS
Top drawer
WOW! I bet the skid marks in the front really enhance her fine fine cleavage.
http://www.instructables.com/id/How_to_make_a_sports_bra_out_of_mens_underwear/
The Google context-based ads are kind of scary on this page…
Ugh, that makes 2 of us! Quite an, uh, unexpected visual which I could have happily lived without! LOL
I guess this is what a redneck wife does with the hubby’s drawers when she just can’t bear to send ‘em off to Happy Land yet!
I pray I am never THAT broke…
It’s actually my old boss. His head was so far up his @$$.
It took me a LONG time to figure out what the hell this was. LOL!
that is named a dick head?
“… and we didn’t even know that mom was still pregnant”
It’s Lindsay Lohan
@captain intangible
Nope, definitely a dude, but the circumstances appear to be a race/marathon and he needed a shirt to pin his entrant number to.
Its a girl – who else would wear Hanes crotchless briefs?
Isn’t it supposed to be “yellow in front”?
Sweetie! Have you seen my new underwear? Sweetie?
Hey now, any skid or whatthehellcouldhavemadethose marks have been cut out to make a hole for his/her head to go through. It’s what was done with that other piece that concerns me.
Š°Š°Š°Š°Š°Š°Š°Š°!!!!!!!!!!! Š¢ŃŃŃŠµŠ»Ń ŠµŠæŃ..
what else ya gonna do with it after you cut the shit stains out?
This was seen at a Wal-Mart wasn’t it!
Ach du Lieber! Gott in Himmil! Scheisskopf! Ich verstehe das nicht! Ich bin nun krank.
Sadly, I’ve seen these “things” sold at a county fair. I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, vomit, or do all three.
Of all 20 or more pages with pictures of ‘genius’ constructions, this Redneck Top Fix really stands out. Thanks, you almost got me killed laughing. If there’s ever going to be a Official-Thereifixedit-logo-Fan-T-shirt I’ll vote for this one, ore at least put it on the frontpage.
All bets are off! That HAS to be a blonde!!!!
Wait!!!!??? Did someone mention NASCAR? Driving? If it’s a race there has to be skid marks… Not for this fan!
Good God, woman–are you trying to disgrace the family?! Put some pants over that!!
The talking fruit is going to be so disappointed.
ever since my husband went on that atkins diet and the dryer was eating up all my tank tops..
Assuming there were skid marks in the section cut away, I guess TECHNICALLY she fixed it…
How do you choose a size in these things? Do use convert waist-size into an S,M,L,XL, XXL?
And what about cup size for the women?
This is on FailBlog too!