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  1. Ulv says:

    I want one of those! :D

  2. Carolyn J. says:

    Shouldn’t that be a Captain Morgan shifter?

  3. niki says:

    why did he handcuff vodka to the steering wheel XP…(yes i realize im an idiot)

  4. Rick S says:

    Can that even be legal?

  5. jon says:

    Must not have power steering.

  6. xiao danson says:

    @niki

    Really, for the full pirate look he should have gone with a bottle of rum instead.

  7. Valkyrie says:

    Love the Absolut shifter!

  8. Akkhima says:

    Maybe if he/she had no legs….

  9. FallenAngel says:

    Thanks for the idea!!

  10. robocat says:

    mk1 jetta ftw

  11. All I can say is “Arrggg. Captain of the VW! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of vodka?”

  12. Nitto says:

    In a Jetta, that’s a classic

  13. ChAoS says:

    and now im of to ebay…

  14. Ravenite says:

    @niki
    Are you sure its handcuffed to the vodka bottle?

  15. Dain says:

    is the trunk made into the brig?

  16. Deathwish says:

    Yarr harr fiddledy dee
    Being a pirate is alright with me
    Do what ya want ’cause a pirate is free
    You are a pirate!

  17. Jerod Poore says:

    The handcuffs are a keychain. Hanging off of one of the handles probably made for a better picture than with the key inserted in the ignition. Or there was no way to keep the key partially in the ignition while attached to the handcuffs and there’s an annoying beeping with the door open and/or seatbelt undone.

    I also cast my vote for rum instead of vodka.

  18. davey says:

    Love this

  19. Ungod says:

    Bitch’n!

  20. Badgirl says:

    Rum. The vodka is seriously lame.

  21. Crisco says:

    If a house is a man’s castle, then shouldn’t his car be his ship? I wonder if anyone calls his car a “land yacht”?

  22. xeoncat says:

    What that steering wheel be?
    Arrr, it’s drivin me nuts!

  23. Seagull says:

    Well, he’s ready for September 19th.

  24. Omnius says:

    Congragulations! You just found Jack Sparrow’s Volkswagen.

  25. jcchicka says:

    That wheel is freakin awesome! I would so drive one of those.

  26. slythorne says:

    I would be left with badly bruised legs each time I took it out for a spin…

    I think it would be illegal around here too, falling under the “suicide knob” laws.

  27. lunarfox says:

    Hah, well at least he has his priorities in order, look at the nice after-market stereo in the dash.

  28. dorogzultan says:

    It is a lady’s car as in an accident a man would not want to take one of those pokes in the….

  29. bastardblaster says:

    i wonder if that shift knob breaks any open container laws…

  30. crystal says:

    that jetta looks like it has a bad case of scurvy!

  31. mandyd_Reeves says:

    OHHHHHH who lives in a volkswagon under the sea!

  32. Ninjaninjabird says:

    Why is the rum always gone?? …I had to say it. :3

  33. Dan says:

    Garrrrrrrr

  34. gordy says:

    Steering wheel came off a
    American motors marlin!

  35. JayMac says:

    Is this the Long John Silvers NASCAR?

  36. Ki says:

    Jack Sparrow’s Car!!

  37. Classic says:

    I decided that I love whoever owns this car.

  38. Boiled says:

    ARRRRR!!!1!


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