Jacked Up Bed
Image Credit: Stephen Witherden
Editor’s Note: I’ll leave how the bed got broken in the first place up to the fertile minds of the public…
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“Editor’s Note: I’ll leave how the bed got broken in the first place up to the fertile minds of the public…”
The Lord of the Rings Online and Harry Potter on the shelf suggests anything but sex.
Judging by the the contents of the bookshelf, I’d guess that it has nothing to do with getting laid.
[rimshot!]
Given the Lord of The Rings set and Harry Potter books, I’d say it got broken by somebody jumping up and down on it.
maybe it was just the weight of the huge mattress?
tell me i’m not the only person who thinks that looks a bit over sized…
I have done this too haha.
haha, we all thought the same thing.
I came to comment the same exact comment as the previous three.
HAHAHAHAHAH again, same thing. I came to mention that given the Lord of The Rings online and Harry Potter books, whatever caused it probably only involved one person!!
HAHA. Does everyone have the same snarky idea?
I obviously need a new joke
Does this really mean nobody notices there’s a ‘BIPOLAR DISORDER’ book on the shelf as well?
One doesn’t need a fertile imagination to come up with a cause, with scary combinations like that in the bookcase
Now, that’s jacked up.
“Editor’s Note: I’ll leave how the bed got broken in the first place up to the fertile minds of the public…”
I’m guessing you weigh six hundred pounds.
The combination of the LOTR, Harry Potter, and Bipolar book could mean one of two things… either we’re dealing with a psychopathic recluse who has violent nightmares… or a freshman psych student at MIT who celebrated a little too hard last time he leveled up in WOW…
Sad to say! I have done this, but it was only to fix the bed!
har har… did anyone notice harry potter and LOTR items on the shelf?? I bet this cat NEVER gets laid! WHOA, what a poignant and realistic observation!
I always thought this would be great for a mattress commercial. Especially when the bed collapses and the camera cuts to the guy throwing his “enhancement” meds in the trash (no longer necessary.
Yeah dude I don’t think anyone is buying the whole sex thing.
I agree with Amy…my fiance and I have LOTRO and Harry Potter books and we get laid too!
Amusing how many people were able to identify both the LOTR and Harry Potter books merely from the design of the covers – since you can’t actually _read_ the titles from the photo.
And then they spent some time commenting on a blog about how _other people_ probably don’t get laid much on account of being sad and lonely geeks.
Of course I’m sure all the previous commenters just know the covers because they often see them when they visit the SF and Fantasy section of the book store. To buy new Buffy TVS graphic novels, obviously.
Hey! My husband has LOTR & Harry Potter and he gets laid!
Well…
I didn’t even notice the LOTR books, I don’t even know what they look like. So, surely those folks that recognised them don’t get laid either?
:/
I’ve read all those and even geekier books, played World of Warcraft and Everquest, and I still get laid.
I enjoy the fabric pulled over the top of the jack. Because you wouldn’t want the jack damaging the bed.
Ellie… as both a psych grad student and a person with bipolar disorder I was prepared to be offended by your psychopathic recluse comment, but your wrap up with the level-up in WOW over-exuberance made it worthwhile! Thanks.
You all missed the book ‘So you think you’re human?’
Oh wow, actually! Use a jack in the front, and a jack in the back and you have an Instamatic Adjustable bed! LOL. Heck, break the bed frame and attack some pivoting joints from Home Depot, use three jacks and make an… Improved Instamatic adjustable bed! And for the ultra lazy, get two cordless screwdrivers, attach a remote switch and guess what?
@Complicated
Complicated…. I think I’m in love. I’ve never thought of a better use for a black’n'decker!
LMFAO I have actually had friends that did that with their fouton…when they moved out, they left the fouton behind…along with the jack…and then blew a flat a mile out.
I wish I was kidding.
Um…. Were you jumping on it, frodo?
You better hope so. :-O@good guesser
definitely did not happen with another woman/man not with that lord of the rings boxed set on your bedside shelf.
Would it be inappropriate to use the term “jack-off” here?
@mark
not sure how but my comment got put in the quote of emphy it’s just the first sentence
Haha! A friend of mine recognised my name on this one. Classic. I’m the culprit, guilty as charged.
I’m tempted to explain exactly what happened but I think your imaginations are far more interesting than reality.
For the record, despite having read Harry Potter and played online games, I get plenty sex, thanks for noticing. :p
Yeah but thats “plenty of sex” by the standard of someone who plays LOTRO and reads Harry Potter, which means ya prolly touch a boob once a year?
Yuck… boobs… I prefer guys =D
“The Lord of the Rings Online and Harry Potter on the shelf suggests anything but sex.”
yeah, we nerds don’t tend to break beds having sex… couches? yeah. beds? nah…
@dono1
Hahahah. You are a comment genius my friend.