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  1. Hook says:

    What a waste of Jiffy Pop.

  2. [...] I Fixed It: some seem a little iffy—fire alarm, really?—but I’ve certainly done my fair share of [...]

  3. jamie says:

    Genius! Now when the house goes up in flames, you’ll have a delicious snack raining down on you as you gather your valuables!

  4. Nero says:

    @Hook

    No way man! That’s some life saving jiffy pop right there.

  5. baba says:

    now that is awesome

  6. Chuck says:

    In the olden days folks would actually put blanks and firecrackers in the plaster of walls to function as fire alarms… of course you couldn’t eat those!

  7. [...] hang je toch gewoon magnetron popcorn aan je muur, als je dan *pop* *pop* hoort moet je wegwezen. Hier vindt je nog meer oplossingen voor [...]

  8. Jim Belfiore says:

    And you didn’t even have to pay extra for the genuine smoke flavor!

  9. David says:

    That’s funny as shit!!!!lmao

  10. Dave says:

    I thought it was a fly swatter?

  11. Dusik says:

    LMAO!!!!

    i can totally understand how it is supposed to work

    this is too funny

  12. lewisalonso says:

    Jim Belfiore :And you didn’t even have to pay extra for the genuine smoke flavor!

    OMG funniest comment today.

  13. [...] There, I fixed it. From Niatama comes news of a site dedicated to creative solutions to everyday problems, such as this homemade fire alarm. [...]

  14. David L says:

    If I were a Landlord doing a property inspection, something tells me I better have a real good look around today.

  15. DJSHaw says:

    Not removing the paper cover is akin to having no battery in a STANDARD smoke alarm. Please remember to remove that cover before hanging.

  16. Hoosier Behbeh says:

    @DJSHaw
    /me spits coffee on screen

  17. Seagull says:

    What firehouse is this in, exactly?
    We had one nailed over the door in the station kitchen for years.

  18. Batteries not included.

  19. Calizona says:

    I wasn’t aware they still sold Jiffy Pop in this fashion… perhaps it is now antique corn :-D

  20. Erik says:

    I’m not sure that would work as a fire alarm….
    It would probably only work to detect and absorb laserbeams, as it was originally designed to.

  21. [...] hacks, you’ll find a gallery of the most absurd solutions to everyday problems. Smoke alarm busted? Stick a bag of popcorn on your wall. Out of spoons? Nothing a zip tie and some duct tape can’t fix (check out the pic above). Some of [...]

  22. zxcvb says:

    “Is it me or did it just get buttery and delicious in here?”
    “DUDE WE’RE ON FIRE!!”

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  24. Izzy says:

    lol, that is absolutely amazing.
    now excuse me while i go buy some jiffy pop :D

  25. Ro Ro says:

    @Dusik

    If you didn’t understand, you’d be a bit of a dumb ass.

  26. Ro Ro says:

    @zxcvb

    Best comment by far.

  27. coolcow says:

    *pop* *pop* > *BEEEEP* *BEEEEP*

  28. guitargirrl7 says:

    rofl OMG i can’t believe that some people are so stupid! Smoke isn’t going to pop that!

  29. bunchie says:

    @guitargirrl7
    That’s why it’s labeled “Fire Alarm” instead of “Smoke Alarm”.

    FYI – Jiffy Pop wasn’t designed to work in the microwave (see the metal handle attached to the side), but rather over a grill or a stove. The Jiffy Pop would be heat-activated in this case, since the heat would rise and it would be considerably hotter at the top of the room than at the floor.

    …Or maybe I’m just over-explaining.

  30. Talsharr says:

    *Wipes tears from eyes*
    I sooo needed that!

  31. jellybean says:

    lol that is excellent

  32. Madox says:

    *warning* not for use at campfires. Trust me, I tried. We had to leave before bears came.

  33. JayBone says:

    @Talsharr

    Dude, tears? Really? Damn.

  34. Eugene says:

    could be worse, it could’ve been marshmellow sticks on a pool rack with extra bags

  35. Dude, that did it… you made my day!!! lmfaso

  36. Blockhed13 says:

    Great! Now death is tasty.

  37. Xgencoolio says:

    A better idea would be if somebody accidentally set a fire, and popcorn that wasn’t popped in every room. So when the fire started the popcorn would pop and a voice alarm would go 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, !all the way down to 10. So when the popcorn is done, you can put the fire out! Hooray! Popcorn for everyone if they’re still alive!

  38. 51willys says:

    do you have to wiat until popping slows down to one per second before exiting the building?

  39. Dianna says:

    @zxcvb – Hilarious!!!

  40. J says:

    @zxcvb – epic post. but… buttery+fire=CAUTION: Falling Objects On Fire

  41. guitargirrl7 says:

    by that time, it may be too late. It won’t set off a loud enough noise if the house is on fire. It will just pop popcorn.@bunchie

  42. BuzzBuzz says:

    @guitargirrl7

    That’s what makes it such a ridiculous/hilarious/awesome idea

  43. Robin_June says:

    @Calizona
    Nope, I just bought a two-pack of Jiffy Pop fresh last week. Hadn’t thought of using it as a fire alarm.

  44. Britney says:

    This is actually from a bar in my town, and I believe this picture was taken from my aunt’s facebook. She has the identical picture on her Facebook. Not lying either.

  45. dan says:

    I see genius there! But not on this planet!

  46. Nimajneb says:

    A good usefull eatable alarm.(don’t eat it it you’ll be fire alarmless if thats a word…..)

  47. mark says:

    @bunchie
    yeah i’m pretty sure apply heat and eat works just fine. Oh yeah and leave when that popcorn starts popping

  48. mbhunter says:

    Just found the site this weekend and this kludge was the funniest one we saw. Great site!

  49. scooby doo says:

    what if there was drive-by outside… but you thought the gunshots were popcorn… and you ran outside as fast as you could… only to die bleeding on the street instead of dying while eating popcorn.

  50. scooby doo says:

    and ‘nimajneb’, eatable isnt a word either… ;)

  51. Nimrod says:

    We have a Jiffy Pop thing in the church office as a joke!

  52. Megathruster says:

    3

  53. Michael says:

    What if the fire is in some other room?

  54. G says:

    @Michael
    Maybe he has one in each room xD

  55. kuroshi says:

    @Michael I’m sure there’s one in every room, just in case.

  56. Rogue says:

    Smart ass thats sooo not gonna work youll probably die of smoke inhalation first. thats why everybody has smoke detectors….stay smart

  57. Bob says:

    + side is if they survive the fire they get to eat popcorn after…

  58. FollowTheLies says:

    The bad news is, your house is on fire. The good news is, at least you have something to eat while you watch the fire department try to put it out.

  59. dombeef says:

    Well at least you get a great snack before you die a horrible death

  60. Ne0 says:

    Stop! Pop and Drool…

    (or stop drop and roll… whatever floats your boat)

  61. ReallyRogue? says:

    seriously I hope you’re kidding

  62. John Alarms says:

    I’m not sure if that’s in accordance with the 17th edition rules

  63. Raye' says:

    ………..wow… Just… wow. I can pretty much hear the safety monologue that goes on in this house:

    “Now, remember kids, if you smell popcorn and you ain’t watchin’ a movie, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HOUSE!” >_<

  64. Flipper says:

    I was wondering what the hell that nail was for.

  65. jivoochi says:

    i can just see it now; the homeowner is asleep, about 3am and out of the darkness a *pop* followed by another and another.
    he sits up, confused for a moment as the smell of ‘movie theater-style’ wafts into the bedroom.
    he mumbles; “is that… popcorn..? OH SHIT! POPCORN! EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOSE!!1″

  66. geordan says:

    i’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

  67. TruXter says:

    Ok, I have been passing this picture around the office for over a month now, I have even been sending it out mms on cell phones. See I work at a fire alarm company in Houston.
    Now that I found my way back to you, I have to sat THANK YOU!
    WE LOVE Love this picture. This is amazing.

  68. Cliop says:

    (Sorry to dredge up yet another long dead post area,) But on the bright-side, you can enjoy a delicious snack whilst you crisp to death

  69. Eric Gifford says:

    ‘pop.. pop. pop.. pop pop pop.. pop Pop POP POP POP POP!!!’ Honey! the popcorn is going off again!

  70. fire alarm says:

    what the heck is with the site? I scroll down, your page jumps back to the top, I scroll down again, it jumps back to the top. does it twice every time.

    oh, love the alarm.

  71. Mynameisnothere says:

    Lol. We have to do this.
    I <3 Jiffy pop.


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