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  1. Mari says:

    Haha! :D
    I must say I wonder what the thinking was…

  2. Ivan says:

    @Mari
    Keep it together so the pants dont explode.

  3. Fake says:

    It is photoshopped.

  4. IKnowItAll says:

    @Fake
    No, it´s duct tape. Used to repait structural damages in aircraft business. (see up here at June 23rd, 2009)

  5. trolomatic says:

    this looked shopped i can tell from some o fthe pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time

  6. MeToo says:

    NON-structural damage, you idiot!

  7. QuickFix says:

    Plumber’s crack patch….PCP…makes ya wonder.

  8. Al_Timiter says:

    maybe he has a birthmark he’s trying to hide.

  9. go_Waitak says:

    One word – Eeewwwwwww!

  10. Mel Sharples says:

    Is that my old buddy, Phil? Phil McCracken?

  11. carlos says:

    it looks like a tail :)

  12. deaddrift says:

    If that’s NOT photoshopped (and it sure looks like it is to me) then it will just about kill that guy when it comes off.

  13. chi says:

    Seriusly guys big deal if it is photoshopped it is f*ckin’ funny

  14. Scythe says:

    @Mari
    Someone got sick of it, Crack Kills.

  15. lol says:

    that crack me up

  16. crux says:

    i think that could be acutape -> http://www.acu-taping.co.uk

  17. speedkermit says:

    We Brits call it ‘Builder’s Arse’

  18. Andrea says:

    Mari :
    Haha!
    I must say I wonder what the thinking was…

    He needed a wax also it’s a 2 for 1 thing

  19. Xgencoolio says:

    Me: Docter, can I have a new butt? My old one has a crack.
    Docter: Gaby Iv’e told you 1,000 times everyone’s but has a crack in it!
    Me: Well I don’t want a crack like that fat guys over there.
    Docter: Yeah it must be disgusting.
    And that is when the fat guy overheard and got his brother, the wrestler, to go and hunt us down for making fun of him.

  20. jcchicka says:

    That’s awful!

  21. That70sMan says:

    Hey, they always tell you when in any situation you must cover your ass!

  22. Lex says:

    It a new kind of money belt.

  23. Boaslad says:

    @Lex
    kind of a crapy place to keep your money, aint it?

  24. male, under 30, with a completly depraved mind, twisted sense of humor, and the inabillity to judge you says:

    I wonder if it works on girls too. I mean plumbers cleavage… hurting my eyes…

  25. adam says:

    CRACK IS WACK!

  26. etim says:

    Reminds me of a summer when I worked the oilfields to pay for school. Used duct tape to patch holes in the butt of my jeans. Once.

    After 12 hours in the heat and dirt, the jeans wouldn’t come off without taking lots of hair and skin. Ouch ouch ouch. Thought about trying to patent a redneck bikini wax, though.

  27. kman says:

    Fat guy invests his own g-string … can’t you see it…. 8-)

  28. Is this REALLY fixed? says:

    GREAT IDEA! Now
    I can have my crack hairs ripped off when I need to go to the mens room.

  29. herds789 says:

    Wedgie guard.

  30. Sir Fix-a-lot says:

    Probably a way to say “No” when you hang around in public saunas. Great Kludge!

  31. NethernyC says:

    “Okay… one quick motion, one quick motion!”
    “Okay dude… here we go, ready?”
    “Yeah, just do it..”

    *SKRIP!*

    “AAUHHHGHH!!! (inhales) Ssssss, AHHhhhhh, ssssssss, AHhhhhh, ssssssss, AHHhhhhh….”

  32. wrothmonk says:

    yo dad so stupid he kludged his but crack together.


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