Me: Docter, can I have a new butt? My old one has a crack.
Docter: Gaby Iv’e told you 1,000 times everyone’s but has a crack in it!
Me: Well I don’t want a crack like that fat guys over there.
Docter: Yeah it must be disgusting.
And that is when the fat guy overheard and got his brother, the wrestler, to go and hunt us down for making fun of him.
Reminds me of a summer when I worked the oilfields to pay for school. Used duct tape to patch holes in the butt of my jeans. Once.
After 12 hours in the heat and dirt, the jeans wouldn’t come off without taking lots of hair and skin. Ouch ouch ouch. Thought about trying to patent a redneck bikini wax, though.
Haha!
I must say I wonder what the thinking was…
@Mari
Keep it together so the pants dont explode.
[...] There, I Fixed It. » Plumber's Crack Patch [...]
It is photoshopped.
@Fake
No, it´s duct tape. Used to repait structural damages in aircraft business. (see up here at June 23rd, 2009)
this looked shopped i can tell from some o fthe pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time
NON-structural damage, you idiot!
Plumber’s crack patch….PCP…makes ya wonder.
maybe he has a birthmark he’s trying to hide.
One word – Eeewwwwwww!
Say no to crack.
Is that my old buddy, Phil? Phil McCracken?
it looks like a tail
If that’s NOT photoshopped (and it sure looks like it is to me) then it will just about kill that guy when it comes off.
Seriusly guys big deal if it is photoshopped it is f*ckin’ funny
@Mari
Someone got sick of it, Crack Kills.
http://thereifixedit.com/2009/06/23/epic-kludge-photo-and-people-ask-why-im-scared-to-fly/comment-page-2/#comment-1089
Sure about that?
that crack me up
i think that could be acutape -> http://www.acu-taping.co.uk
We Brits call it ‘Builder’s Arse’
He needed a wax also it’s a 2 for 1 thing
Me: Docter, can I have a new butt? My old one has a crack.
Docter: Gaby Iv’e told you 1,000 times everyone’s but has a crack in it!
Me: Well I don’t want a crack like that fat guys over there.
Docter: Yeah it must be disgusting.
And that is when the fat guy overheard and got his brother, the wrestler, to go and hunt us down for making fun of him.
That’s awful!
Hey, they always tell you when in any situation you must cover your ass!
It a new kind of money belt.
@Lex
kind of a crapy place to keep your money, aint it?
I wonder if it works on girls too. I mean plumbers cleavage… hurting my eyes…
CRACK IS WACK!
Reminds me of a summer when I worked the oilfields to pay for school. Used duct tape to patch holes in the butt of my jeans. Once.
After 12 hours in the heat and dirt, the jeans wouldn’t come off without taking lots of hair and skin. Ouch ouch ouch. Thought about trying to patent a redneck bikini wax, though.
Fat guy invests his own g-string … can’t you see it….
GREAT IDEA! Now
I can have my crack hairs ripped off when I need to go to the mens room.
Wedgie guard.
Probably a way to say “No” when you hang around in public saunas. Great Kludge!
“Okay… one quick motion, one quick motion!”
“Okay dude… here we go, ready?”
“Yeah, just do it..”
*SKRIP!*
“AAUHHHGHH!!! (inhales) Ssssss, AHHhhhhh, ssssssss, AHhhhhh, ssssssss, AHHhhhhh….”
yo dad so stupid he kludged his but crack together.