
It’s more like a 10 minute glass now.
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It’s more like a 10 minute glass now.
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Well, I guess that’s one way to make sure you don’t get separated when the guy in front is the only one who knows where he’s going. Unless they’re going to drive up a mountain like in those Ford commercials and they’re planning to use climbing rope for cars.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown

You can get a kit for this Lucasnerd-approved cable organizer from GeekCook, or you can fix one up yourself using sections of that Princess Leia cardboard cut-out you owned in the ’70s.
You did, don’t deny it.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: laughingsquid.com
Custom rifle manufacturer DoubleStar built this modified AK-47. Its most obvious feature is the chainsaw fixed to the barrel, powered by a lithium battery so you don’t have to be attached to an outlet when the zombie apocalypse certainly most definitely happens. If Ash had this, Army of Darkness would be about half as long.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

From the kludger:
This is what happens when Marines get sent to the backwoods of Japan with no cable just in time for the Superbowl. That’s an AFN dish on the roof of the barracks being aimed and supported with a 20-lb curl bar, 550 cord, and copious quantities of duct tape. FORTUNATELY for all the football fans in my unit, I came prepared with the necessary multittools, compass, duct tape, and 550 cord to make that thing actually get decent reception.

Rolling Rock? I’m more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
(WI shoutout!)
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: A.J. P.

Since Pringles’ R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown

I would spend way too much time using this to pretend I had retractable claws instead of using it to carry things.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

It’s a conceptual mirror, because not only are you looking at the cars behind you, you’re also looking at technology that’s years behind its prime.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you’re going backwards.
Just kidding, don’t do that. Safety first, kids.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: DocT
Via: Grocery Store parking lot