
See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That’s Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
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See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That’s Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: John

Submitted by: Tekkie

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wife: Honey, I want a dual showerhead so we can shower together. husband: Well, I have been trying to use up every plumbing part I have. wife: Ooh, and I can use my hair net to stop the leak

Submitted by: Unknown

If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Ghost Chaser

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As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
Submitted by: Ernest Bowker

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The Antennae snapped off of our radio at work. We fixed it at first by putting a metal scraper on top, but when we needed to use it, the music was gone. I put the fork in the hole. Now it works almost as good as before!